Those filthy Lib'rul commies

Uggabugga posted a fun little list he found on the Internet, and he's right -- you don't need to watch Fox News anymore after reading it! Actually, I think this list could come in handy, in case I ever want to get past Rush Limbaugh's call screeners. Here are some fun excerpts:

Communist's are Socialists.

This is technically true, but not in the opposite direction. Lenin-inspired Communism is just one theory that falls under the umbrella of "socialism". The part does not necessarily equal the whole, i.e. while many Republicans are hypocrites, not every hypocrite is a Republican.

89% of Journalists in America admit that they only for Liberals.

Assuming this statistic isn't completely bogus, it's still irrelevant. Who cares if the journalists are liberal, when the newspaper owners and other media elites are overwhelmingly conservative? As an analogy, do you think a high-school student can publish anything he or she wants in the school paper? Of course not! The principal (or Rupert Murdoch) has the final say. (Also notice that the subordinate clause does not have a verb. "They only for Liberals"?)

Communist's utilized slave labor in most facets of their economy.

Yeah! Capitalist societies would never do that!

Communist's strove to set up a state religion, and jailed religious leaders who would not comply.

Liberals in America took Bibles out of the classroom long ago - about the same time that drug use, teen pregnancies, violent crime and sexually transmitted diseases started to skyrocket - and SAT scores plummeted.

Aaagh! Can't you feel the cognitive dissonance? First you berate "Communist's" (which are apparently equal to Liberals, but since Communist's are so bad, they deserve an apostrophe) for striving to set up a state religion, but then you berate Liberals for taking Bibles out of the classroom! You can't have it both ways!

...At the same time, [Liberals] have allowed 35 million immigrants to enter the United States.

Unless the author is 100% Native American, one of his ancestors is/was an immigrant. Have you no respect for thy father and thy mother?

Communist's obeyed every order from The Kremlin, believing he could never be wrong.

The Kremlin is a building, not a person, you dumbfuck!

Liberals in America think that Socialism will rule the world forever, even though has failed each and every time it has been tried.

In contrast, conservative ideas work every time they're tried.