The probability of boning Britney

When I think about how my low chances of marrying someone as hot as Britney Spears, I'll have to remember this quotation from her ex-husband:

And we wasn't really wanting anything to be official, you know, like the official marriage thing.

That sentence says so much about him -- none of it good. The inevitable question is: because I can speak coherently, does that vastly increase, or decrease, my odds of scoring with Britney Spears? (And because the marriage was annuled, does that mean I shouldn't refer to Mr. Alexander as Britney's ex-husband?)