Pearl of wisdom from Chef

Mr. Garrison: Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?
Chef: Oh, well, we black people just always try to stay out in front of them.
Mr. Garrison's Partner: How did you do that?
Chef: Well, like what I was saying. Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here". But then white people all started to say "In the house", so we switched it to "In the hiz-ouse". "Hiz-ouse" became "Hiz-iz-ouse", and then white folks started sayin' that, and we had to change it to "Heaz-eay". Then "In the hizzle", which we had to change to "Hizzle fuh-zizzle", and now because white people say "Hizzle fuh-zizzle", we have to say "Flippity-floppity-floop".