The lost Bible passages, Part 1

From Matthew, chapter 20, verses 35-38:

And the two men looked into the multitude, and saw several fine young women;
Even as these ladies were beholding the miracles of Jesus, the two men approached the ladies and cried out, 'Nice sandals, wanna fuck?'
And the two ladies rebuked them, because they were creepy guys, but they cried out the more, 'We may have been blind right up until five minutes ago, but we know nice titties when we see them,'
So the ladies had compassion on them, and revealed their breasts: and immediately the mens' eyes received a joyful sight, and they bestowed beads upon the ladies.