Sure thing

From the AP:

KABUL, Afghanistan - The U.S. military is "sure" it will catch Osama bin Laden this year, perhaps within months, a spokesman declared Thursday, but Pakistan said it would not allow American troops to cross the border in search of the al-Qaida leader.

You might ask, how can they be so certain that Osama will be caught? Silly you; you obviously don't know that Osama Bin Laden will be captured on October 29, 2004.