Colliding news and anti-news

This is an actual wire story:

Elton John Has No Plans to Wed Partner

NEW YORK - Don't start shopping for a wedding gift for Elton John (news) just yet. The singer said that while he supports same-sex marriage, reports are untrue that he plans to wed his longtime partner, David Furnish.

"David and I are in favor of gay marriage but have no plans to get married," John said in a statement Wednesday.

Who cares?!?! I have no plans to get married anytime soon, but you don't see the Associated Press reporting on that! They should be ashamed!

Anyways, the best take on gay marriage I've seen lately is this This Modern World comic.