Fat rhymes

If you've never heard of MC Paul Barman, he's a white Jewish rapper from New Jersey. Educated at Brown, he builds some of the funniest, most complex rhymes you'll likely hear. Here are some of my favorites:

I'm a lonely male who'll settle for any phony in a ponytail.

I was eating food when a dude pseudo-suitable said, "My rap talk's the backdrop from laptop to blacktop. You certainly appear to be mightily stacked-up."

So-called experts can't see how the text works, so they comb through the textures of italicized excerpts.

Can I chime in? I'll still be rhymin' when I'm in your hymen!

I'm a hunter-gatherer, a cunter-latherer -- my dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

You make my karma puke! You who refuse to disarm a nuke! And keeping printing Marmaduke! (Anger -- like Margaret Sanger sitting on a bloody coat hanger!)

Since he was an art major, he makes lots of artist references. It's also obvious he's very well-read. Go check out his full-length album on the iTunes Music Store!