Watch his hands

What? You say that Bush gave another lackluster speech about the war last night? And the economic news isn't very good either? Well, we'd better find something with which to misdirect the negative attention!

(CNN) -- Several U.S. officials said Tuesday that unnamed terrorists, possibly al Qaeda operatives, are in the United States and planning a major attack on U.S. soil this summer.

Officials said the attacks might take place before the November presidential election in an attempt to affect the outcome, similar to how the Madrid train bombings influenced Spanish elections.

You see? If you don't support Bush at this critical juncture, the terrorists will win! Stay the course!