The bachelor and the bride

Best romantic advice ever.

(I mention this because I saw the Decemberists in concert tonight with an old friend, and they were fantastic. Now I need to go find their older material, because I'm completely hooked.)

(UPDATE: Apparently I wasn't clear enough -- the statement "Best romantic advice ever" was ironic. I see that page as the natural extension of the "Since you asked..." column on Salon.com, where the editor drowns you in irrelevant prose before giving some crappy advice. "Crutchy" drowns you in the abstract of a sociology paper before giving useless advice. Hopefully all Geekable readers realized that Crutchy was probably joking, and I was joking also.

Oh, and the title of the post is also the title of a Decemberists song.)