Kleptomaniacal clan of conservative commentators

Whoa whoa whoa, back the truck up! I thought I established myself as the alliterative blogger back in November of 2003, but a couple of crazy old mofos just intruded on my turf. The Political Animal is on the case, but he makes the fatal mistake of using more alliteration in his description.

The Left has proven that blogs can thrive on the fringe, in a petri dish of pessimism and protest. We intend to make blogs a voice for mainstream America, and articulate the deeply held ideals of a free and virtuous nation.

A "petri dish of pessimism and protest"! Take that, you nattering nabobs of negativity!

I suggest you tread lightly, Mr. Drum. I don't report on the members of the animal kingdom who choose to run for office, so you leave the alliterative phrases to me.