Applesnark

As The Apple Turns comes up with the best Apple-related snark commentary.

Basically, [Forbes' Arik Hesseldahl's] take on Apple's rosy quarterly results and the subsequent skyrocketing of its stock price is this: "Take the iPod away, and what's left? A company that sold... in its fiscal 2004... less than 2 percent of the 176.5 million computers" that people are expected to buy in 2005.

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Stay tuned for Arik's next article, which no doubt will contain a scathing analysis of how Microsoft will be going under any day now, because it's nothing without Windows and Office. We can't wait. Here's hoping Apple manages to stay afloat until then.

Yes, how does Apple post $106 million profits and still stay in business? It seems to violate every business principle.