Run away, run away!

After taking classical mythology at my bleeding-heart-liberal university, I was ready to assume that stories of dragons came from the "myth of the quest". Silly me! Joseph Farah at WorldNetDaily explains why I'm completely wrong.

The evolutionists insist the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago and became extinct long before man walked the planet.

I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe there is a shred of scientific evidence to suggest it. I am 100 percent certain man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. In fact, I'm not at all sure dinosaurs are even extinct!

Think of all the world's legends about dragons. Look at those images. What were those folks seeing? They were clearly seeing dinosaurs. You can see them etched in cave drawings. You can see them in ancient literature. You can see them described in the Bible. You can see them in virtually every culture in every corner of the world.

Did the human race have a collective common nightmare? Or did these people actually see dragons? I believe they saw dragons – what we now call dinosaurs...

...You know what I think? I think we've been sold a bill of goods about the dinosaurs. I don't believe they died off millions and millions of years ago. In fact, I'm not at all convinced they've died off completely.

Do you know what this means? It means there are dragons out there just waiting to be killed! I need to drop out of college and go on a dragon hunt! Fafnir and Giblets, will you join me?

[Via Three-Toed Sloth]