Alternating bullshit

The whole "liberal media bias" schtick is really getting old, considering it was never true in the first place. And now even the lack of liberal bias is considered proof of media bias:

The people I've felt most sorry for are the journalists who have to pretend they are excited by the inauguration and Bush's second term. NPR personalities in particular. You can hear the inauthenticity and desperation in their voices.

Guys, either there's a bias or there isn't. But if there isn't, you don't get to claim that they're just feigning impartiality. It's called "striving for objectivity", and it's what you claim you wanted. Congratulations, you flooded the airwaves with your bullshit "liberal bias" cries, and you got people to believe it, and you're still not happy. Now it's time to shut the fuck up!

Oh, and you can blow me Mickey.