February 19, 2005

Premixed CD

Here's an interesting idea for a mix CD: restrict yourself to the songs at the bottom of your iTunes library (that is, the files that have no artist/album/title metadata). I have some extraordinarily strange songs with no artist information. For example, I have a quartet of guys (from what sounds like the 1950s) singing the following in four-part harmony:

Her vagina, her vagina, her va-gi-na, her vagiiiiina

Just a brief reminder, take a peek in her vagina
If she's hurrrrrtin'
If you never look to see, you'll miss a case of PID
For cerrrrrrtain!
When the painful side is low as it can be
Don't blame appendicitis 'til you've ruled out VD

Sittin' in a speculum to make a little check
For something pus-sy!
Might save appendectomy, and trouble in pathology
Is fussssssy!
When there's lower-quadrant pain in women, you see
Take this advice we offer quite free!

Nothing could be finer than to peek in her vagina
That's our warning!

Apparently medical schools in those days didn't use textbooks; they used barbershop quartets.

Posted by Jeffrey at February 19, 2005 1:44 AM
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