April 13, 2005
The end of academia
If this is not a hoax, then I must agree with Cory Doctorow -- it IS the funniest thing ever. Apparently, some clever MIT graduate students wrote a program that randomly generates computer science articles. According to their website, one of their random papers was accepted by a computer science conference! FYI: There are some grievously absurd claims in this paper (as you would expect -- it's random). Here are the biggest hints as to the paper's bogosity:...We question the need for digital-to-analog converters...Clearly, if someone with a modicum of computer science experience had spent five minutes to read the thing, it never would have been accepted.
...We hope that this section sheds light on Juris Hartmanis’s development of the UNIVAC computer in 1995...
...We ran a deployment on the NSA’s planetary-scale overlay network to disprove the mutually largescale behavior of exhaustive archetypes...
...von Neumann machines no longer affect performance...
Posted by Jeffrey at April 13, 2005 9:22 PM
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