Well it is the naked mile run

Dave Holmes, former MTV VJ extraordinaire, on Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction:

I am reminded of Tara [Reid]'s interview with the New York Post, in which she lamented her party-girl image thusly: "I'm known as this retard." Oh, Tara. I don't think you're a retard. See, my cousin Mike has Down's Syndrome, and he knows when his shirt is on.