The answer is "wrong"

From the astute comment 46 on this Crooked Timber entry:

“Dear, you’re an alcoholic, and you’ve cracked your skull open because you’re falling down drunk. You need to get help.”
“Aha! You wanted me to crack my skull so that I’d get help.”

I’m sorry you’ve got blood on your hands for promoting this easily-foreseen cock-up. But please stop trying to wipe it off on us. We told you not to, and you called us Saddam-lovers. Now we remind you that we told you not to, and we’re terrorist-lovers. For god’s sake, what does that make you?