The Scott Adams Principle

I love Scott Adams' work because it's hard to tell when he's being earnest or sarcastic:

Reason: How do you define yourself politically?

Adams: I find that I do not align with any well-established political viewpoint that has a name associated with it. So I've called myself pro-death. I looked for what commonality there is in all of my work and in all of my political views and realized that I support abortion, capital punishment, and a strong military. When I put together the things I'm in favor of, the only thing they had in common was that they all ended up killing someone, whether it was a fetus or a terrorist.

Or maybe I love Scott Adams because I'm a cubicle-dweller. I can't remember.