Amway, Amway, Amway, Amway, Amway, Amway

Ah, Dick DeVos.

"I've never been about division," [Dick DeVos] said. "I've been about bringing people together."

"Yeah, I've been bringing people together my whole life. I bring them together in a tree-like structure, but they are definitely together."

(Let's give the Detroit Free Press props for alluding to the Amway/Dick DeVos connection. I think that in a truly liberal media, every article about DeVos should include the following sentence: "Dick DeVos made his vast fortune by exploiting the American underclass in a scheme called Amway Quixtar.")