See no evil, hear no evil

Shorter Jonah Goldberg:

What do you mean torture is being conducted and sanctioned by the United States? What do you mean the NSA is logging every single phone number you call, and all of your Internet traffic? These things are piddling and insignificant. We need to focus on the real issues of our day, like whether Al Gore really spent a summer as a teenager in Cannes, or why Google is afraid to change their logo to celebrate Memorial Day.

It's pretty amazing to watch the entire conservative movement implode, thanks to the power-thirsty Bush administration, and the enablers at shitty publications like the National Review. I would take delight at all the irony, but then again, we are torturing people and spying on our own citizens.

Anyway, happy Memorial Day, people!