Apartment notes

• The other day I tried to open my apartment door with my car's remote keyless entry. This was not effective.
• Sometimes I'll walk into the common entryway and think, damn, did I leave some dairy out to rot or something? Then I realize it's just my neighbors cooking.
• I hope I'm never the one responsible for the lingering odor.
• Today a large flying spiderish bug flew at me and my laptop screen. I chased it around my apartment and eventually killed it with a sudoku book. This sounds manly, but when I was initially attacked, I shouted, "oh god". (It was not high-pitched; I'm not that girly.)