Sue me if I play too long

Due to the increasing Livejournalization of this blog, I bring you the following lyrical excerpt of the Steely Dan song "Deacon Blues" for no good reason.

I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues