Notes on Salt Lake City

• If your boss ever asks you to travel to Salt Lake City on business, then he obviously hates you.
• I spent a bit of time at the Trolley Square shopping center. I commented to a coworker that there's absolutely nothing offensive in the mall, not even a "WHORE" t-shirt. Just then I turn around to find a kitschy boutique shop with a bunch of "SLUT" t-shirts. Chagrined, I looked closer and found a comma between SL and UT. That's right, they were Salt Lake, Utah t-shirts.
• Take your vegetarian and vegan friends to Rodizio's. That'll be good for a few laughs.