Older than coprolite

Old jokes don't die, they just get longer.

Linus Torvalds in the 1990s:

Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it.

I encrypt my files and place them as spectral noise in pornography and make it available on the net.

I even have people emailing me asking to help implement my backup solution.

It is rare I cannot find backups of my files using Google Image search.