"My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness."—G.W. Bush, San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 23, 2001
posted at 12:33 PM

Top Errors in the English Language
1. Substituting "it's" for "its"
2.Substituting "there" for "their" or "they're"
3. Substituting "athletic scholarship" for "money used to pay for drugs"

If you think about it, "athletic scholarship" is an oxymoron.
posted at 11:07 PM

Anna: Everyone loves Nintendo and fellatio!
posted at 8:59 PM

Sorry... I forgot that the Constitution doesn't guarantee the aforementioned rights, the Declaration of Independence does. However, the Constitution does guarantee the freedom of religion -- another reason why abortion is constitutional. (So there.)
posted at 12:05 AM

Today while talking to Amy Wilson, I had a brilliant flash of genius. It's a way to show that abortions are constitutional!

The Constitution guarantees every citizen life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Since a fetus does not have a birth certificate, it is not a citizen and thus is not guaranteed life. Similarly, if you outlaw abortion, you essentially eliminate reckless copulation, which is a liberty and a way to pursue happiness.

It's so simple!
posted at 11:54 PM

The Ginger project may have been uncovered... if this is what it is, I'd sure like it for scooting around Detroit.
posted at 1:09 PM

Jeff's Official List of Sites He Visits Everyday (otherwise known as his Favorites menu)

• Wired News -- This site is full of important news articles and funny quotations.
  
• Slashdot -- Even more important news, but with a geeky perspective.
  
• Obscure Store -- dedicated to the most unbelievable, depressing, pointless articles culled from around the nation.
  
• MacCentral -- Mac-related news stories only, thank you.
  
• MacInTouch -- a forum of discussion of different Mac related issues, mostly technical.
  
• MacFixit -- very similar to MacInTouch, but includes interactive bulletin boards.
  
• ResExcellence -- news from the hard-edge side of Mac-hacking.
  
• VersionTracker -- I love having the latest versions of my software!
  
• As The Apple Turns -- a faux soap-opera slash news site slash weird ass shenanigans.
  
• Bushisms -- What stupid thing came out of Dubya's mouth today?
  
• Dilbert -- Do I look like Dilbert?
  
• Modern Humorist -- I find this site funny.
  
• YellowText -- Andy Ihnatko's homemade blog, with a typical geeky perspective.
  
• Must See HTTP -- Brad Graham's blog with lots of good links and lots of funny jokes. More jokes to be found on his sister blog, The Daily Brad.

posted at 7:06 PM

My last couple of days were pretty crummy, since my car had a coolant hose crack and one of my classes was canceled, and then to top things off, my hard drive became unbootable when I followed some apparently valid steps to uninstall OS X beta from my computer. But my car will be fixed soon, I signed up for a replacement class, I've formatted and reinstalled stuff, and now, I finally have some good news.

I'm being hired by Wayne State University!

They were impressed with the job I did on the forensics webpage, and now want me to work on snazzy-ing up the whole Wayne State communications webpage. If mo' money means mo' problems, then bring on the problems, because I'm awfully happy right now. :)
posted at 6:52 PM

Ginger is its name. What is its game? Your guess is as good as mine until the year 2002, but I highly suspect it's a hover system like from Back to the Future 2. Read about this new secret invention right here.
posted at 6:43 PM

Aaargh, the aching sting! It hurts a lot when Apple goes and makes your computer obsolete.
posted at 2:49 PM

George W. Bush, from videotape: I was not elected to serve one party...
Jon Stewart: You were not elected!
posted at 11:19 PM