Jackie: I was hit on by a 14-year-old in the Holocaust Museum.
posted at 9:59 PM

Terms and conditions of the Super Bubble Bobble High Score Contest
1. You must play using the sboblbob game ROM.
2. You must have fun playing.
posted at 3:44 PM

The Super Bubble Bobble High Score Contest is afoot! Simply download the MAME emulator, the sboblbob game ROM, and the bublbobl parent ROM. Then play, play, play! When you get a high score, pause the game at the high score screen and take a screenshot, like this:



Send the screenshot to me with the subject line of "Bubble Bobble". You have until April 30, at which time I will post the winner's name and screenshot. Good luck!
posted at 3:34 PM

TV Weatherman: This air is hot, but it is also unstable...
Brad: Unstable air?
Greg: Like the air that comes outta my butt!
Brad: No, that air smells like it came from the stable.
posted at 10:52 PM

Note to stupid moron in my logic class: If you can't see what the teacher is writing on the board, then don't complain in front of the class. Move up.
posted at 7:25 PM

My commentary article page is up, and it contains my first article. You can get there by going to http://greasypeso.virtualave.net/comment/commentary.html or http://commentary.greasypeso.net.
posted at 7:24 PM

Sorry everybody, I got sick recently and didn't take the time to update my blog. Of course, I don't update it very often when I'm well, but I need an excuse.

I am now a commentary writer for the South End! It's a nifty way to get my egoboo. It looks like Thursday is my day of the week, so if you're on campus on Thursdays, pick up a copy to read extraordinarily unbrilliant sentences by yours truly. I would link you to my first article, but unfortunately, the South End picked Thursday the 15th as the one day to NOT stick the South End on the web or in the archives. Plus, I'm writing this entry on my family's Windows PC (bleh). When I get back to my apartment and my Mac, I think I'll set up a separate blog to hold my commentary articles.

Important note: I cannot get the articles on the South End to render in Internet Explorer 5.0 for the Mac. If you use a Mac, and use IE regularly, you'll need to launch a copy of Netscape or iCab to look at my articles (if they ever put them on their website). That is all.
posted at 10:49 PM

Would you like to make a million dollars? Just be the first to sell t-shirts with the text "www.canada.eh" on the front, and nothing else. If you do decide to be an entrepreneur, could you think of your old pal Jeff when you're rich and famous? :)
posted at 3:58 PM

Exciting thing happened last night! I was playing Snood on my computer when I heard lots of sirens outside my window that weren't going away. I looked outside, and to my amazement, and dismay, there were fire trucks and police cars as far as the eye could see (I believe there were at least 6 fire trucks). I hurried out of my room so I could head down to the lobby and find out what was going on -- I'm nosy when my building could be ablaze. When I pressed the elevator button, the doors opened, and the elevator car was jam-packed with firemen and policemen. In a classic deadpan Jeff voice, I stated "This one looks full." and waited for another car.

Today I finally found out what happened... a person smelled smoke coming from another person's room, and instead of knocking on their door or even calling the resident advisor, they directly called the fire department. I bet they were not amused when they discovered there was no fire.
posted at 9:03 PM

"If we make Napster-like free file sharing illegal, we'll have to rid ourselves of either computers or democracy. You can't have both." -- Jaron Lanier
posted at 8:56 PM